My take on I ask you write 12

She turned on the tv and screamed. What did Charu see that prompted such a reaction?

She saw the gorgeous Arjun Rampal flashing his thousand watt smile.

Oh wait, that’s why I scream! hehehe

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Evil people with evil eyes

I sincerely believe man is capable of more evil than any other creature in the world.

And yes, I am afraid of people with evil eyes. You know, those who shoot you with evilness so strong that we tend to get affected emotional and psychologically by their mere presence. The way they look tells you what is going on their evil mind, which is of course is understandable. How is it so, you may ask? Well that’s because the evilness in them is so strong that it cannot be superficially pacified with any other fake positive emotions.

Instead of letting them get away with it, now that I am older and more mature (ahah!), I let them speak and have this ‘blank’ expression on my face. How nice it feels to see the stupefied expression on their evil face upon seeing my blank expression.

Disclaimer: The said ‘blank’ expression is a collective discovery (which is obviously not new) by a group of surviving victims. Many have sworn on its effectiveness, by the way.

I thought of posting this separately, but I guess it fits here rather well. Near perfect example of evilness, this!

Last night was the second consecutive America’s next top model show that I watched on Channel V. It was pretty obvious even on that first show last week, one of the contestants, Gina, was given a hard time by another named Jade, albeit in a subtle manner. And that poor girl was further humiliated by a guest who happens to be a ‘famous’ bitch model last night. And true enough and as expected, Gina was eliminated from the show. The girl was sooooo affected by the collective evilness of those two evil humans, that the girl was completely dysfunctional. Completely dysfunctional, I tell you that!

Before anyone says Gina is a weakling, the point is, there are people who sadistically cherish hurting those for the sake of hurting. For some strange reasons, it makes them feel good and happy with their supposed ‘accomplishments’ . Just like extreme sadness, these extreme ‘positive’ reactions are plastered all over their faces too. Now, how evil can that be!

Twitching eye

Men
Left eye: You are doomed
Right eye: Hmm, somebody here is gonna get a good news!

Women
Left eye: Hmm, somebody here is gonna get a good news!
Right eye: You are doomed.Women

Not in favour of old wives’ tale? Then this might be of use:
The most common things that make the muscle in your eyelid twitch are fatigue, stress, and caffeine. Once spasms begin, they may continue off and on for a few days. Then, they disappear. Most people experience this type of eyelid twitch on occasion and find it very annoying. In most cases, you won’t even notice when the twitch has stopped.

Update
More superstitions and this is for you, Susan: 🙂

Place a hand in front of your mouth when sneezing. Your soul may escape otherwise.
The devil can enter your body when you sneeze. Having someone say, “God bless you,” drives the devil away.

If you sneeze on a Monday, you sneeze for danger;
Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger…

My take on I ask you write 5

It was the same thing every morning. Jo would slam down the alarm, turn over to the other side and go back to sleep. And invariably, she would curse herself for turning up late for work. Today however, she had a fool-proof plan. What was it?

“Amma, I am sorry for being such a pain. I know I shouldn’t have spoken to you like that. More so infront of Shree citthi last week. I promise to learn cooking during the weekends just like you wanted me to. I will even stay at home this Saturday.”

With that, Jo’s mom woke her up every morning; just like before.

My take on I ask you write 3

She knew he wouldn’t approve. So why did Visalakshi go ahead and do it anyway?

My shy wife! She kissed me. In public.Why? What made her to? Doesn’t she know I don’t like to display emotions, more so in public with people around. What the heck, *kiss* “I love you too, dear!”

And that’s why Visalakshi went ahead and did it anyway!

My take on I ask you write 2

So what was Krishnaswami thinking when he said yes to her?

Oh shoot! I forgot that last item that she told me to get for her. Crap! There goes my much awaited leave. Nag, nag, nag is what she’s going to do all day long. I knew I should have taken leave on the 26th if not for that darn Muthu. Why couldn’t I just write that damn list when she wanted me to?!

“Uncle, would you like a packet or two of the latest powder masala? It’s export quality by the way.” Says the promoter with her sweet smile.

“Nila, here are the things you have asked for, including the export quality powder masala that you saw my sister using.”

“She’s not a promoter, but a thevathai from heaven.” Sighs a grateful Krishnaswamy.